That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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