People in love make me want to vomit
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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