you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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