Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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