i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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