His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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