2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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