That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
