all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
