is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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