i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize