Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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