walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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