In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize