never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
