It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Oh god it's open bar.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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