got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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