We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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