do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We left an ass print on the piano.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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