i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So vagazzling was a success
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