I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
