Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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