The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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