that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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