dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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