1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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