RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It was a blind-side dick pic.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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