She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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