It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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