White coat. Heels.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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