Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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