Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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