I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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