The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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