Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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