Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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