white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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