I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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