New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Randomize
