There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
