You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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