I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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