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Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(708): View more from Illinois

blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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(816): View more from Missouri

I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning

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(503): View more from Oregon

He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"

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(801): View more from Utah

You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.

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