I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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