Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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