we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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