I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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