ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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