Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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