i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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