It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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