She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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