Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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